May 2013
octupac:
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them.
I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much
I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling and crying to myself as I watch my favorite tv shows, than being out in the uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the good time of my life with boring people, who don’t know a thing about me, who don’t care about me, who do pointless things.
i hate the feeling when you’re talking to someone you love and you feel nothing but annoying and dumb
bm13:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools
jesussbabymomma:
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
radstunts:
thirteenth-zodiac-sign:
bllonde:
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
Me when I eat an apple: I'm so fucking healthy.
fuckingniall:
my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love
magnifyingintensity:
I honestly wish I could just sit on Amazon.com all day and add things to my cart. And maybe magically have money to get it all.
aepicstranger:
thisretrodreamisneverending:
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
gamsee:
my whole life is just “oh ok”
sadillite:
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
